My first weekend in my new place saw the first of what will likely be many dicin' parties. This de-flowering party of sorts was a Toga party. "Warming of house thing! Now with added Toga."

The party was really stellar! Tim and I bought bring cloth to make bedsheets, his has the pink elephants, mine has little frog princes and hearts. No, no, is too sexy!

Andy constructed a lawn gnome into a recirculating rum fountain. We named it Gilligan the Gnarly Gnome (alt. Gnome Chomsky). It did work. Initially Gilligan would essentially projectile vomit rum into a tupperware, which in turn sprayed onto the counter, then the rum trickled down his beard until enough collected in the bottom for him to spray again. It was the funniest thing of the week. We'll definitely have to rework it, the bored engineers - what could possibly go wrong?*

I would estimate that every had a togalicious time. I'm looking forward to the next time we decide to throw a shaker!

The SEXGONG was introduced to everyone. Many people do not understand the concept still. Perhaps a sign and explanation is required... Either way, I tried to stop Nick from ringing it - he then punched me in the balls. As a natural reaction I proceeded to hit him back in his testicles in a similar fashion. He then kicked me in my testes. I spent the next few minutes talking to him while laying on my lawn recovering.

A good portion of the evening was spent following around Brodie's friend who I didn't know while he ran around in my Flash costume taking pictures.

Last night was great times with best kind.

Greg P

*Everthing

As of the first of May I am now living in a new house with three equivalently insane MoFos. On that note we're throwing a TOGA-themed housewarming party. If you're a friend you're invited. I'm pumped to live in a new house, cook & clean on my own and generally kick life's ass with the power of my unemployment of wonder.

This weekend I took part in an adventure to Kelowna, BC for the Sunflicker Ultimate Frisbee Tournament! I have discovered the Ultimate has the capacity to replace everything I loved about university. It provides an excellent and ample amount of opportunity to travel and meet kickass people from all over the country. A collection of discs - instead of shot glasses to motivate me to travel. Unlike school, it is great exercise and provides alot of very sexy opportunity to be outside. This is also way more enjoyable. There is no gorgeous local Campus of Ultimate for me to hang out in everyday, but based on the ages of the people I partied with at the tournament this will last alot longer than University did!

The tournament itself was pure gold. We camped out in a sweet spot near Lake Okanagan. There was a dog named Luke there with a beard. There were 24 teams (we travelled farthest!) I played with the Regina team '5-year-olds with Sticks' and I travelled with Kalindi and the Saskatoon team. They are definitely best kind! We did poorly, after a 2-2 round robin finish, we lost both playoff games thanks to a severely hung-over team. I wore my Flash costume for most of our games, it was very hilarious! I love running in that thing!

The party Saturday night was incredible. The had a digital-mixing DJ remixing stuff like Under the Sea and Inspector Gadget. Not far away from the GAZEBO UNIT was a campfire that was struggling trying to sing some songs. Next thing you know some jackass who had been wheening off of the free tap of Strongbow, Flash mask in hand, starting singing Hakuna Matata. It caught on as I said it would. BERT!

Fourteen hours in a passenger van with comfy and funny people was much better then one would expect.

The best part though is that the knee injury I suffered last year which I thought was making a comeback was not affected by 4 hours of agility running and sprints. Dee-lightful!

Yours Respectfully,

Greg 'The Flash' Paterson

Memorable Quotes:

"Cerealously?"

"1, 2, 3, 4. Get your booty on the dance floor... Let me see you do the Jane Fonda."