Seeck ooff Typeeng

Vell effter cudeeng ell lung veekend und vreeting un issey, I em ooffffeecielly seeck ooff typeeng. Ifee my shuoolders hoort, boot thet cuoold be-a dooe-a tu rututeelling. Vell Teegun, Shevn, und Keree ere-a ell here-a seetting in upper plece-a. Und I vunt tu gu tu Luooees fur a beer boot nubudy seems recepteefe-a tu thet idea. Su it luuks leeke-a nu GV Peelsner fur me-a tudey. Bork bork bork!

Su lest veek zee leern tu fly poob crevl ves thoorsdey neeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. I vesn't ifee gueeng tu gu boot zeen effter zee free-a beer neeght I cuooldn't help boot gu. It ves a greet neeght, und zee boos reedes vere-a evesume-a!

Vell es I'm seeck ooff typeeng I'm stuppeeng here-a. Elsu I'm seeck su I dun't hefe-a zee inergy





Sung ooff zee Dey --> Leeke-a A Rheenestune-a Coobuy

It's Beee A vheele-a

Vell iferybudy I knoo it's beee furefer I'm surry. Bork bork bork! I'm joost seetting doon here-a vetcheeng sume-a vhu's leene-a veet Vhuppeee-a. It's a leettle-a crezy boot it's ell guud. Bork bork bork! I theenk veyne-a ves joost greending her, oohh vell. Elsu I gut cooght up in my Curner Ges vetcheeng tuneeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. (Oohh mun Vhuppeee-a is keelling iferybudy et Qooesshuns Oonly, und she-a keessed culeen, tuu bed ryun oonly hed oone-a leene-a boot it ves guud).

I'm nut soore-a iff i'fe-a reelly tuld unybudy boot I'm noo zee SESS Phutu Durectur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Su thet meuns I'm in cherge-a ooff zee SESS phutu gellery oon zee vebseete-a. Su check oooot vvv.sess. Um gesh dee bork, bork!usesk.ca zeen gu tu suceeel zeen phutu gellery. Bork bork bork! I'll be-a tekeeng luts ooff peecs es thees yeer I'fe-a elreedy tekee eruoond 500.

Zeese-a ere-a joost a select Foo. (Elsu Iff yuoo vunt tu see-a hoo ve-a gut thet cer in, I gut zee peecs)







Joost tu soom up vheech clesses I'm noo tekeeng it's nut tuu heefy boot I steell hefen't beee stoodyeeng inuoogh met. (Joost sev zee creepeeest Curn Flekes cummerceeel ifer, thet's oone-a creepy ruuster). Beck tu schuul, I'fe-a ectooelly beee hefeeng sume-a foon dueeng C++ cudeeng. Emezeengly it's nut es bureeng es I thuooght it vuoold be-a. I theenk it's elsu foon es I cun cude-a oon my leptup und it veell steell vurk oon zee veendoos mecheene-a. I knoo thees is nerdy boot

sveetch (chueece-a)
{
cese-a 1:
receeprucel();
breek;
cese-a 2:
ruuts();
breek;
cese-a 3:
hyputenoose-a();
breek;
cese-a 4:
cuoot << endl;
cuoot<< "You have chosen to make a selection yet not terminate program" << endl;
breek;
deffoolt:
cuoot<< "Your Selection must be between 1 and 5" << endl;
breek;
}

Yuoo dun't hefe-a tu tell me-a hoo nerdy thet is, I elreedy knoo.

Vell I joost fuoond sume-a reelly oold peecs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Su i'fe-a joost gutta pust zeem. Zeey ere-a frum lest yeers cemp oooottreep.




Vell es ooff noo I dun't theenk zeere's unytheeng i'fe-a meessed. Bork bork bork! Su i'll ind thees pust. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'll hupeffoolly get beck intu zee bluggeeng grufe-a.

Oohh Joost ebuoot furgut zee best peectoore-a ooff ell. Noo I hefe-a pruuff. Zee puuffeee-a dues vurk!!!!


Sung ooff zee Dey ->->-> Blooe-a Oorcheed - Zee Vheete-a Streepes

TD

Hell Dunce-a !! - Zee Efftermet

HELL DENCE!!!!!!

Hey iferybudy. Bork bork bork! Cumpooter Sceeence-a 116 tudey ves a veste-a ooff my teeme-a su I'm joost bluggeen thees frum 1B71. I'fe-a pusted a boonch ooff peectoores thet hupeffoolly must ooff yuoo hefen't seee boot I cun nu lunger remember. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Su injuy. Bork bork bork!

Tuneeght is elsu HELL DENCE veet VIDE MOOoTH MESON!!!. I cun't veeet tu gu und hefe-a a guud teeme-a tekeeng peectoores und dreenking. Ifee my 116/223 met booddy (vhu i cun't remember zee neme-a ooff) is gueeng tu be-a zeere-a. It veell be-a a greet neeght!!

Sung ooff zee Dey --> Booshee Soo - Veede-a Muoot Mesun
Qooute-a ooff zee Dey --> Cerles Cooell Met 116 & 223 pruff "Iff un ingeeneering vunts tu du vurk, he'll prubelby joost strep a rucket oontu it"

TD

Su mooch stooffff

Vell Oohh my gud it hes beee a vheele-a. Su mooch stooffff hes heppened und I'fe-a beee su boosy I'fe-a beee furgetteeng tu iet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Oon zee tupeec ooff fuud I'fe-a hed oonly 2 sloorpeees thees munt. I'm ectooelly qooeete-a pruood ooff thet, Mooch better thun zee Deeely oones I ves hefeeng dooreeng zee soommer und zee 2 oor 3 deeely dooreeng feenels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I'fe-a beee dreenking a lut ooff iced tea noo und thet's prubebly nut mooch heeltheeer, boot I'm gueeng tu essoome-a it is. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Su fer thees munt iferytheeng's beee a bloorr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I'fe-a beee dueeng R&P stooffff a lut und beee dueeng schuul vurk, DJeeng, und oozeer stooffff tuu. Ectooelly Pootteeng zee cer in ves pretty infulfed und I'fe-a gut luts ooff peecs thet vhee I get eppueented tu Phutu Durectur, zeey veell get poot up oon zee SESS und Guuneeng vebseetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Boot zee beeg noos is thet thees Freedey is Hell Dunce-a. I'm su reedy fur a neeght oooot becoose-a I vurk egeeen oon Setoordey. Bork bork bork!

Elsu fur thuse-a ooff yuoo vhu hefe-a heerd ebuoot my mum, she's dueeng a lut better noo und is eble-a tu iet a lut mure-a fuud thet she-a cuoold fur a foo veeks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! She-a steell isn't ieteeng fery muny keends ooff fuud es sume-a ooff zeem ere-a reelly mekeeng her seeck. Effter muny treeps tu zee huspeetel und oonly getteeng un untee-spezmeteec she's hed a foo ultresuoonds und zeey ere-a noo theenking it's her gell bledder und meybe-a nut her stumech. I joost hupe-a she-a gets better suun, she-a joost hesn't beee herselff recently. Bork bork bork!

Vell I'm nut pusteeng uny peectoores tudey es I reelly dun't hefe-a uny tu shere-a.

Sung ooff zee Dey --> Bettle-a Hymn Ooff Zee Repoobleec

Su Tured

Vell iferybudy. Bork bork bork! I'm hupeffoolly gueeng tu be-a recufered suun, I'fe-a beee feeleeng seeck und beee reelly tured. Bork bork bork! I joost gut hume-a frum a cuul Stoont und must ooff yuoo veell hupeffoolly see-a tumurroo. I'll be-a hungeeng oooot zeere-a es mooch es pusseeble-a und hupeffoolly get a blug oon oor tvu frum it. Um de hur de hur de hur.

I'll elsu hefe-a sume-a reelly sveet peecs up. I joost cun't shoo yuoo zeem yet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Scutt Zeeede-a

Phutus

Vell I dun't reelly hefe-a teeme-a reeght noo boot leter tuneeght oor tumurroo i'll hefe-a my blug up. Veet mure-a thun joost peecs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Ster Trek

I felt thet my blug cuoold use-a sume-a clesseec trek.

It's Beee a vheele-a

Vell I knoo it's a veek lete-a boot I seeed I vuoold feenish thees pust. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeere-a ere-a luts ooff peecs tu gu elung veet it su Here-a Gues. Um gesh dee bork, bork!



It ves a guud iesy dreefe-a tu idmuntun. Bork bork bork! Zeere-a vesn't mooch treffffeec et ell. I Kept myselff interteeened



Boot My dreefe-a vesn't me-a joost tekeeng peectoores ooff myselff. I elsu recurded thet reelly lung oodeeu blug. Boot zeen I feesited Shevn!



Oohh yeeh he-a coot hees heur und he-a knoos iferytheeng zeere-a. Zee sed pert ves thet he-a seeed he-a knoo must ooff it beffure-a he-a ifer vurked zeere-a. Ve-a hed a guud chet ebuoot zee vret ooff Ireeka (vheech ve-a steell cun't deffeene-a es un ectooelly vell theeng). I lefft lete-a tu I hed tu hoorry tu get tu Idmuntun. Bork bork bork!

Vell Gut zeere-a und set iferytheeng up und it ves a reelly foon veddeeng. Es mooch es i heted zee droonk greek vumee yelleeng et me-a it ves foon. Bork bork bork!

Ell my Vurk Stooffff



Vell Soondey I feesited my seester vhu ves elsu feesiting zeere-a und vent shuppeeng, und fuoond a neece-a shurt i'd sey. Bork bork bork! Zeen I drufe-a Shevn beck tu hees huoose-a und deed luts, ete-a cuukeees, vetched a beet ooff a mufeee-a, luuked et peectoore-a, yuoo knoo nurmel stooffff.

Shevn elsu noo hes a Coobuy Het, it's scery. Bork bork bork!



Shevn Recurdeeng hees Messege-a


Vell thet's ell fur noo. I'm gueeng tu bed zeen it's shuppeeng egeeen tumurroo here-a in Idmuntun. Bork bork bork! See-a yuoo ell beck in Sesketuun suun. Bork bork bork!

Sung ooff zee Dey --> R.Oo.C.K In Zee U.S.A. - Mellencemp / Cuooger

Scutt Zeeede-a

Dun't Vurry

Ook I knoo it's beee a vheele-a boot I hefe-a beee boosy es a bee-a.

Veet zee CBC streeke-a oon sume-a cbc peuple-a hefe-a toorned tu pudcesteeng. check oooot CBCOonploogged it's heelleriuoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Boot noo zee meeen reesun, Cleeck tu Feeoo, Su Foonny